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Posted on Dec 27, 2008 at 17:11
frank[CN]
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Blue joke
Mom:

Didn't I tell you if any guy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"?

Daughter:

But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop,Please!"
Posted on Dec 27, 2008 at 17:23
frank [CN]
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Re: Blue joke

Joke:F.U.C.K.

In ancient England people could not have sex unless they had consent of the king (unless they were in the Royal Family ). When people wanted to have a baby, they had to get the consent of the king, and the king gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had

F.U.C.K.

( Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Hence that's where the word "Fuck"came from.

Posted on Dec 27, 2008 at 17:31
frank [CN]
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Re: Blue joke
Professor Tom was going to meet his students to the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the"c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with"c"  the erased--calmly walked up and erased the"l" in"lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.
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